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LeahSL

Currently reading

Marine Rocky Shores and Community Ecology: An Experimentalist's Perspective (Excellence in Ecology #4)
Robert Paine, Otto Kinne
Theories of Development: Concepts and Applications (5th Edition) (MySearchLab Series)
William Crain
The Science of Discworld III: Darwin's Watch
Terry Pratchett, Jack Cohen, Ian Stewart
ILLUSTRATED HERBAL
Sandra Raphael, Wilfrid Jasper Walter Blunt
Mycelium Running: How Mushrooms Can Help Save the World
Paul Stamets
The Complete Poems
William Keach, Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Tao of Jeet Kune Do
Gilbert Johnson, Bruce Lee
Packing for Mars: The Curious Science of Life in the Void
Mary Roach
The Ecology of Plants (2nd Edition)
Samuel M. Scheiner, Jessica Gurevitch

Shakespeare Undead

Shakespeare Undead - Lori Handeland I got a metaphor:

You know those gas-station quality pastries that are like 80% processed grain/sugar product and about 20% preservatives? You ever been like, damn, I want a doughnut, and you bought some? And then you ate one and though you knew very well that this was quite far from a well-made quality doughnut, it was nevertheless delicious? And somehow in an embarrassingly short while the whole box is gone? And it was awful but SO GOOD?

That's what this book is like. With Shakespeare flavored sprinkles, and special bonus super-awkward sex scenes (metaphorically I think that's either frosting or cream filling...ew what is wrong with me!)

I got a list:

WORDS THAT MAKE ME NEITHER HOT NOR BOTHERED NOR INVESTED IN VAMPIRE SEX
-pulse (unless there are lasers)
-suckle
and especially, -lave

Awesome, awesome, awesome. I want a sequel. More crack, please!